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5 Reasons NOT to Give a Bear a Handjob
You’re in the wild, toasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories with your family. Suddenly, a great, big grizzly bear approaches. Your initial instinct will be to give that bear a handjob. DO NOT. Here’s why. 

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5 Reasons NOT to Give a Bear a Handjob

You’re in the wild, toasting marshmallows and telling ghost stories with your family. Suddenly, a great, big grizzly bear approaches. Your initial instinct will be to give that bear a handjob. DO NOT. Here’s why. 

LOL